Funny

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: - Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:- Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:- None.
Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11,hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay andleave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:- Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:- Stout.
Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): - Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):- Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:-
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep,mother-in-law around, early appointment, food notdigested yet, aircond not cold enough, air-cond toocold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take thepill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going towatch "Santa Barbara ", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: - None.
Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:- Panadol.
The "cure for all". If it fails wehave another secretweapon; Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: - Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): - Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):- The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: - Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: -
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carr 4!On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroencorrectly. I think it sounds better,when the localmechanics say "Pew Jeot".When I was in school, Milowas always 'Mee Lo', now that I'msophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't beembarassed saying "Care 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".